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Dumb and Dumber
over Thanksgiving Break

by Sargon Benjamin

     It was about three weeks ago when I dropped my TV onto my VCR, demolishing my VCR. Boy was I pissed and dumb. I tried opening the darn thing and playing around with all the chips inside of it, but nothing worked.   Consequently, I had to buy a new VCR and I found a pretty good deal at Target, so I went and bought the thing. The new and advanced and super duper VCR was awesome. Then, during Thanksgiving Vacation, I went to old Blockbuster Video down the street and got a "rent 1 get 1 free" deal. The two movies I got were Switch Back and The Postman. Switchback is a great movie by the way; however, my dad watched "The Postman" later that night and did not enjoy it. And then, surprisingly on Black Friday, Target had a 6am-11am sale and the VCR I bought was thirty bucks cheaper, so I returned the one I bought saying it was broken and got the one on sale.

     When I got home, I decided to return my five day rentals on the second day and, just as I picked up the case for The Postman, I noticed that the case was empty. "Where had the video gone?" was what I was thinking along with my dad, and right then we looked each other in the eyes and knew what happened. I had left The Postman in the VCR I had returned, and I felt dumber than when I broke the VCR. Thankfully, the nice people at Target found my video and so my dad and I rushed there to get it and then return it to Blockbuster.

And then we lived happily ever after.

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