One day I was walking through the forest and I happened to come across a small stream.  There was a little footbridge made out of wood, and as I stepped over it, I heard a tiny cry.  I looked underneath the bridge and was surprised to see a little purple raccoon.  Now, I had never seen a purple raccoon before so I was rather startled.  As soon as the surprise had worn off a bit, the raccoon began to speak.  It said "I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner!"